1. externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

    externalrespiration:

    uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

    in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

    sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

    (via g-retchenwieners)

    1 hour ago  /  6,890 notes  /  Source: uncomfortableheterosexualperson

  2. couple-of-dumbasses:

    leviisacutelittleshit:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    beggars-opera:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    easy there henry

    whos henry what thef uck?

    *faint laughter from Britian*

    *history teachers crying*

    (via idkjustbandsandstuff)

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  3. hifivesforall:

    milkum:

    when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

    I have met so many nice drunk girls in bathrooms

    (via peroshki)

    1 hour ago  /  240,497 notes  /  Source: milkum

  4. kingcheddarxvii:

    Now that I think about it I only see really popular text posts written in English? Do they exist in other languages? Are there a lot of German jokes that I’m missing out on

    (via peroshki)

    1 hour ago  /  98,701 notes  /  Source: kingcheddarxvii

  5. photo

    photo

    photo

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  6. lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

    lannistersex:

    "THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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  7. gladolorosa:

secret-soup:

themaskedman:

YES. I’M GAME JUMPING. I’m about to go TURBO.

fucking christ look at this dude will you

omfg perfect

    gladolorosa:

    secret-soup:

    themaskedman:

    YES. I’M GAME JUMPING. I’m about to go TURBO.

    fucking christ look at this dude will you

    omfg perfect

    (via bensonthegumballmachine)

    1 hour ago  /  22,256 notes  /  Source: themaskedman

  8. primacdonaldsgirl:

    pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

    image

    (via ichikun)

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  9. hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

    hotsuburbandad:

    This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

    (via bensonthegumballmachine)

    1 hour ago  /  225,149 notes  /  Source: heyfunniest

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