man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like
aries: strong :)
taurus: great :)
gemini: fake bitch
cancer: emotional :)
leo: determined :)
virgo: sneaky asshole
libra: smart :)
scorpio: vengeful shitlord
sagittarius: alright :)
capricorn: hardworker :)
aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch
pisces: good :)
my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.
How do I put into words the joy I feel over Rock Lee as a clementine… There are no words.
2 months vs 7 months comparison
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.
Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.