1. khaleesikun:

    man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like

    aries: strong :)

    taurus: great :)

    gemini: fake bitch

    cancer: emotional :)

    leo: determined :)

    virgo: sneaky asshole

    libra: smart :)

    scorpio: vengeful shitlord

    sagittarius: alright :)

    capricorn: hardworker :)

    aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch

    pisces: good :)

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  2. tsukishimake1:

    my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

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  3. egottgott:

How do I put into words the joy I feel over Rock Lee as a clementine… There are no words.

    egottgott:

    How do I put into words the joy I feel over Rock Lee as a clementine… There are no words.

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  4. relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

    relahvant:

    sykeopath:

    what

    ONWARD SEBASTIAN

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  5. awwww-cute:

2 months vs 7 months comparison

    awwww-cute:

    2 months vs 7 months comparison

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  7. hipster-trichster:

    brbjellyfishing:

    fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

    i couldn’t if i tried.

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  8. photo

    photo

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  10. buttflick:

Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

    buttflick:

    Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.

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